A fellow madman

Highlight of the week is going to be Mohammed 'Al'-Fayed's testimony at the Diana inquest. He's said he needs the opportunity to say what he 'feels' happened. Best thing about saying what you feel is that you don't need a shred of evidence nor sanity to do so. He better call Prince Phillip a racist giant lizard or I'm going to be very disappointed.

I love that he thinks he can't get British citizenship because of some conspiracy against him and not just because he's a morally bankcrupt crook whose entire business and fortune is founded on theft and deceit. He's not all bad though, he did commission this BEAUTIFUL statue of Diana and Dodi releasing a .... seagull? Albatross? and since he's going to die before me there's every possibility that one day it'll come up for sale and I can buy it.