Wednesday 20 February 2008

Jackie Collins tells no lies

Had an interesting chat over the weekend with a friend of mine who works for a MAJOR fashion label. Seems the head of communications was visiting the London office. Apparently this woman is the most senior person in the company who sets foot inside the London office. Anyway, she told my friend's boss to 'fire the fat girl'! Apparently the girl is competant at her job but definitely carries excess weight (celebrity wise we're talking Jennifer Hudson). She's on a temp contract there, but applied for a permanent position that came up. That isn't going to happen. Who knew that sort of thing actually happened? Before you start hating on the head of communications the boss consistently referred to fatty mcfat fat as 'that girl you know *puffs her cheeks out and blows a small raspberry*'. Ah fashion.

Further to this story another friend of mine worked at a finance company in the city for a guy who was by all intents and purposes the sleaziest man on the planet - hands everywhere, coke in the bathroom, that sort of thing. The inevitable happened and the receptionist threatened to sue him for sexual harrassment after a particularly full on encounter. Instead of being contrite the guy offered to buy her fake boobs to keep her quiet. She accepted.

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