10,000 hours too long

Saw 10,000 BC on Sunday. Three things you should know about the film:

1) There's a voice-over narration
2) There's a bone covered ancient shaman woman
3) Someone comes back from the dead at the end

That's right, its the worst film ever made. Why they're pretending it's set in pre-history when the world it describes has far more in common with Conan the Barbarian I don't know. I have a million bad things to say about this film but since that means this post is potentially infinite I'll just try and say nice things instead. Hmmmmmm, the guy was hot for the last 30minutes of the film (when his top came off). That's pretty much it. That's not even a very nice thing to say since he was hot all the way through The Covenant, with clothes and everything.